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Sonic the Hedgehog wins the ugly Christmas sweater battle royale

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Update: After thousands of votes, 31 sweaters have fallen, and the ultimate ugly gaming Christmas sweater has triumphed. Behold your champion: Sonic the Hedgehog.

This Sonic sweater is a veteran of the ugly gaming sweater circuit, and he battled his way across some fierce competition to come out on top. First Sonic had to defeat Fall Guys, and then The Witcher, proving he has what it takes to outrun younger, more spry PC gaming icons. 

He nearly lost to the Portal sweater, but Sonic’s finger wag apparently made for better sweater material than a slice of cake, and he won by 3.2% of the vote. Then it was a close battle against Master Chief’s “Happy Halo-Days” sweater, which nearly won on pun power alone. But Sonic still sped ahead, getting 52.6% of the vote.

The finale was just as close, but not even a TIE Fighter could keep up with Sonic’s speed. Here’s how the whole tournament played out.

Congratulations to Star Wars, which put up a strong showing all the way through. It defeated Dota 2’s shitty wizard, the beloved Mass Effect N7, Resident Evil’s S.T.A.R.S. department, and the surprisingly mighty Nier: Automata to make it all the way to the finals. Better luck on the next bombing run.

That’s the end of this year’s ugly gaming Christmas sweater battle royale. If you’ve been inspired to deck yourself out in cheery red and blue, you can grab the Sonic sweater on Amazon.


Original post below.

I did it. After years of resisting, this year I bought a silly Christmas sweater—Microsoft’s MS Paint sweater, to be specific—and all of a sudden I have full-on Christmas sweater fever. I found myself browsing Amazon and other geek stores for good gaming-related Christmas sweaters, bad gaming-related Christmas sweaters, and good-bad gaming-related Christmas sweaters.

After hours of looking at them, it felt only right to enter the season’s tackiest outerwear into a battle royale to determine what is, truly, gaming’s greatest ugly sweater. I carefully selected 32 combatants, then used a random number generator* to determine the bracket you see below.

How were these particular sweaters chosen? I had a few qualifications:

  1. I liked the sweater.
  2. The sweaters are either specifically for PC games, or closely related to PC gaming. You can find plenty of Nintendo sweaters elsewhere.
  3. Only one sweater per game series, with two exceptions (face-offs!)
  4. I thought the sweater was really ugly, but the right kind of ugly.

*The random number generator determined all the match-ups except for Warcraft: Alliance vs. Horde and Command & Conquer: GDI vs. NOD.

The bracket

The bracket above will be updated as each round is finished, and we close in on the One True Ugly Gaming Christmas Sweater.

Meet the 32 sweaters

Image 1 of 32

Where’s Waldo (yes, there’s a PC game)

MASS EFFECT N7 V2 PRINT UGLY

Shitty Wizard

Star Wars Tie Fighter Battle of Yavin

S.T.A.R.S. 1998 RESIDENT EVIL 3D PRINT UGLY

DESTINY FESTIVE

OH NO! It’s Christmas!

VALHALLA-LA-LA UGLY

COMMAND AND CONQUER BROTHERHOOD OF NOD 3D PRINT UGLY

COMMAND & CONQUER 3D PRINT UGLY

BATTLETECH TACTICAL 3D PRINT UGLY

Ninja Video Game Streamer Blue Face

Fallout Happy Holidays

NIER: AUTOMATA NA YORHA 3D PRINT UGLY

Warhammer 40,000: Imperial Tidings

APEX NORDIC ADULT ONESIE

MS Paint Ugly

THE WITCHER V2 3D PRINT UGLY

Sega ‘Classic Sonic’

Fall Guys

SANTA WINSTON UGLY

CALL OF DUTY MONKEY BOMB

BEHOLDER 3D PRINT UGLY

The Christmas Cake Is A Lie

WORLD OF WARCRAFT 3D PRINT UGLY 

WORLD OF WARCRAFT 3D PRINT UGLY

Men’s Overwatch Snowball Holiday Ugly

BORDERLANDS LOCK LOAD LOOT

FAR CRY 6 UGLY

Halo ‘Happy Halo-Days’

Gears of War Knitted Holiday

SIX SIEGE UGLY

So how’s this thing going to work?

Introducing the Ugly Gaming Christmas Sweater Battle Royale: https://t.co/tkijgLWbDcIn this Twitter thread over the next week, we’ll be running a tournament bracket with regular polls to determine which jumper reigns supreme. 32 sweaters enter. 1 will leave. pic.twitter.com/45iWZ32vOsDecember 3, 2020

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Follow our Twitter thread over the next week, vote in a poll for each round of the tournament, and help determine a winner!

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